IMAGINE...i got banned from the Stern Bulletin Board!!!
Now Playing: Punking Packers vs the Indoor Vikings
Topic: ER history
THIS is from the pirate Stern bulletin board---

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DavidHasselhoff
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11-22-2004 until 12-23-2008


[*] Post whatever you want and don't get offended like a pansy.

[*] Don't be a dick to the people that run the site.

[*] Don't post SPAM. That means no free ipods, no links to your porn affiliate site, etc, etc. You know what it means. Don't do it. You will get perma-banned.

[*] No pics of dead dogs. I hate that.

[*] Don't post images that are purposefully too wide for the screen in order to break the threads.

[*] If someone bothers you, put them on ignore. You won't ever see them and they will not be able to post in your threads.

The HSBB is now part of Stern lore...but if HE had used these simple rules it would still be on the 'net!!!

i agree with those terms, except for maybe the dead dogs part...nothing as yummy looking as a decapitated puppy, maggots crawling out its eye sockets, and wino puke all over its body...kidding.

Yeah, i wanna bring back the anarchy to the internet, but Mara just informed me there ain't no porn allowed here, so i guess i'll have to work PG-13!!! That's cool, since this is gonna be devoted more to politricks and social observances than shock photos...but i'd still like to get a picture of Condi giving it to GW with a strap-on.

The reincarnation of revolt
Topic: kayla's korner

   
ER pictures The clown hat should be mine...although it's not really a clown hat Kayla is wearing. Maybe it was synchronicity that i left Xanga on the 35th anniversary of All My Children, maybe it was the shallow response i saw Xangans exhibit towards the tsunami relief fund that was started by http://www.xanga.com/AmelieBella Or maybe i just outgrew the parochial confines of the xangafuckers!!! This TRIPOD thing is big, and while most of the stuff i wrote on Xanga was mental masturbations, a few pieces were worth worldwide exposure, which i can get here. Of course, i know as much about HTML and all that computing stuff as Mike Tyson knows about physics, which is why Kayla will be my guide, i hope, through all the technical stuff on here, and my site will eventually look good. Check out the stuff on the left, Topic by Entries, and you'll see that it already archives your posts by topics, if you want it. I already got TWO in football, and if you check them out you'll see that the pictures are a lot bigger than Xanga. Besides having a meta-tag section which open up your site to a whole lot of search engine possibilities, ANYONE can comment on your site, so you're not relegated to the insular inbred feel of Xanga. NOW i can post shit on http://www.drudge.com and THEY can post comments on MY site, not to mention all the people who read me that are non-Xanga!!! Malcom X said revolution is about acquiring land, well i'm gonna create my own little land here at Tripod, and hope some of you will join. Sure, there aren't any silly emoticunts, although there might be, as i said i'm almost completely computer illiterate!!! Gonna get in touch with BOOOOYA and see if he's willing to swing the whole BXU crowd over here...what better place for banned Xangans that a whole other blogging community, and for the entrepreneurs amongst you, you can actually put up a free web site which looks pretty awesome...i had initially tried that, but couldn't figure out how to link it to the blogging secton:( SO...with Kayla's help, ER is about to go global. Can Amerikkka handle it???

What a strange trip it's been
Topic: Football
Gang Green's still kicking

Jets survive gaffe, Brien boots S.D. in OT

By RICH CIMINI
DAILY NEWS SPORTS WRITER


Anthony Becht leaps into arms of Brandon Moore after scoring on 13-yard touchdown pass in Jets' 20-17 OT win last night.


Santana Moss hauls in 47-yard TD bomb from Chad Pennington that gives Jets 14-7 lead as Chargers corner Quentin Jammer watches ball slip through his hands.


Chad Pennington throws for 279 yards and two TDs, with no INTs.


After Eric Barton's roughing-the-passer penalty gives Chargers life, TE Antonio Gates scores game-tying TD.


Doug Brien's 28-yarder with 14:55 gone in overtime ends wild playoff game.

SAN DIEGO - It was rainy and foggy last night, a fitting backdrop to the most surreal postseason game in the Jets' rainy and foggy history.

Overcoming a fourth-quarter meltdown that included a ridiculously dumb roughing-the-passer penalty on Eric Barton - shades of Mark Gastineau at Cleveland in the 1986 playoffs - the Jets defeated the Chargers, 20-17, in a wild and crazy overtime game that will go down as a classic.


The Jets, who blew a 10-point lead in the fourth quarter, finally won it at 12:03 a.m. on Doug Brien's second field goal, a 28-yarder with 14:55 gone in overtime. Minutes earlier, Chargers kicker Nate Kaeding had replaced Barton as the goat, missing wide right on a 40-yard attempt that would have given the Chargers their first postseason win since 1994.


In an ecstatic locker room, no one was happier than Barton, who came perilously close to being the Bill Buckner in Jets' lore.


"I made a stupid mistake," Barton said. "To almost be responsible for the team not winning, it's a sick feeling."


Asked if he was relieved, Barton said, "You have no idea."


After Kaeding's miss, Chad Pennington, who threw for two touchdowns in perhaps the best clutch performance of his career, took over at his 30-yard line and led the Jets 60 yards in eight plays. In came Brien, who had endured a shaky night. Earlier, he missed from 33 yards and doinked another off the right upright on a 42-yarder that was good.


"It was a relief," Brien said. "I didn't want to be the one who let the team down."


It was the Jets' first road playoff victory in 22 years, the biggest win of the Herm Edwards era. They advanced to the divisional round, where they will meet the Patriots or Steelers. For Chargers coach Marty Schottenheimer, it was another in a long line of crushing playoff defeats. Schottenheimer, who hurt his team with an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty, dropped to 5-12 in the postseason.


In one breathless stretch, the Jets went from apparent winners to apparent losers to winners. In between, there was a heated sideline shouting match between Edwards and running backs coach Bishop Harris.


This game had just about everything.


"I just believed we were going to win this game," said Edwards, who called his altercation with Harris a "family feud" that was quickly resolved. "I believed it all week."


The game was all but over, but Barton gave the Chargers a new life, roughing Drew Brees with a senseless forearm to his helmet. It ruined a dramatic goal-line stand. Brees, under heavy pressure by Victor Hobson and Barton, retreated in the pocket and made a fourth-down heave into the end zone. It fell incomplete

It was at this point i started rooting AGAINST the Jets!!!

All year i have been rooting for teams that have been arch enemies...the Cowboys, the Redskins, dah Bears,and even the fucking Rams!!! Last night i found myself cheering for the Jets, who went into San Diego as bigger underdogs than they deserved to be.

The sagacity of Chad not being able to throw the ball down field was all bullshit to me, and the slop that they had to play in meant that Curtis Martin would have a GREAT game, even though he didn't. When Barton hit Drew Brees on the helmet with his forearm, i jumped over to the Chargers camp. THERE WAS NO REASON for him to do that, even if it was in frustration, which it wasn't.

Barton had the sack, and the Jets would have had the game, and like Bill Parcells i get mad at stupid plays.

So, i'm hoping that the Jets will be playing Pittsburgh because i think they CAN beat them, which will set the stage for a Patriots/Jets AFC Championship which will be the prelude for a New England/Green Bay Super Bowl.

Are the refs on the take???
Now Playing: Seattle-St. Louis game
Topic: Football
It seems as if the referees are betting on Seattle in the Loser Bowl. In the first half, Seattle started a fight after a play and the refs did not call anything, THEN they did not charge Seattle with a timeout BECAUSE OF THE FIGHT!!!

A face mask call right afterwards in what would have been a Rams interception NULLIFIED the INT, and even though it was a legit call, it should never have happened!!! With almost 2 minutes left in the first Shaun Alexander could not run of 3rd & 2 because he hurt his left hand...WHAT THE FUCK!!!

Both these teams suck big time, but not as much as the refs!!!