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Saturday, 22 January 2005
Encore!!!
Topic: Three-card Monty



























Isn't it funnny how history seems to repeat itself???















Posted by eminemsrevenge at 10:26 AM EST
Updated: Saturday, 22 January 2005 10:58 AM EST
Friday, 21 January 2005

Topic: Work in Progress




Yesterday i watched Crossroads, the Ralph Maccio movie in which Steve Vai plays all the guitar parts, and i couldn't help the urge to pick up one of my guitars which have basically strangers to me.

i started playing some real wanky Mississippi blues, the Vai-ish modalities coming from the three years of intensive classical studies inspired by Randy Rhoads' Dee. And the rust was evident, since i haven't really played in the now almost three years since my cousin got on the losing end of his battle with cancer.

No one knows the struggle to hit the right note, to "discover" an interesting riff unless they have been an aspiring musician with every thing it takes to be great but talent. No one knows WHY EminemsRevenge the "writer" must also be an at least mediocre guitar player.....

The PLAN is slowly coming together, but in a world where i-Pods are Blackberries i am constantly reminded that a prophet is not without honour except in his own country, among his own relatives, and in his own home.

So i bought some 9 volt batteries on sale at Rite Aid to put into my Epiphone, torpedoes be damned!!!

Posted by eminemsrevenge at 11:55 AM EST
Updated: Friday, 21 January 2005 12:06 PM EST
Thursday, 20 January 2005
The Bush Coronation
Topic: All My Children


Long after Fox News stopped talking incessantly about the "war" in Iraq, ABC News was doing a bad impersonation of CNN as they covered Pentagon press briefings and other insignificant proceedings coming out of the Bush White House.

For fans on All My Children, many of our viewing days were interrupted as this feckless reporting by the hairsprayed anchormen at the Disney network tried in vain to get some of the credibility they had an eon ago when Nightline debuted.

i can understand why they broadcasted today's coronation, but i do hope that Reichkanzler Bush will consider the timing of these events in the future, as he broadens his crusade against Islam.

People who watch soap operas generally don't give a fuck about anything that can't fit into a sound-bite on the evening news. i am one of the few exceptions, but i still have been sorely perturbed by these meaningless attempts of ABC News where they pretend that Peter Jennings might be a second coming of Edward R. Murrow.

What i just saw in place of my soap opera, the post-inaugural parade here on the West Coast...made absolutely no sense whatsoever.

The protestors, who will later be vilified on Fox News, were mentioned in passing by Jennings. He insincerely spoke of their constitutional right to protest, but it was a hollow nod to the half of the electorate that voted against Herr Bush.

The kind of reporting one saw during the 1968 Democratic convention and the Viet Nam (as it was then spelt) war is part of the distance past, yet ABC/Disney is still trying to act like they are real newsmen!!!

ABC/Disney lost all credibility as a hard-news orginization when they summarily got rid of Lynn Samuels at their New York City radio station, and it is time that someone inform the mice at ABC/Disney that their network "news" coverage is farcial at best.

Quit trying to act like CNN and let people watch their AMC!!!

Posted by eminemsrevenge at 3:50 PM EST
Updated: Thursday, 20 January 2005 4:30 PM EST
Wednesday, 19 January 2005
Need i say more???
Topic: Football

Posted by eminemsrevenge at 6:12 PM EST
Martin Lucifer Coon
Topic: Housenigger Digest
Weatherman fired for slur against King

Items compiled from Tribune news services
Published January 19, 2005


LAS VEGAS, NEVADA -- A television weatherman was fired after referring to slain civil rights activist Martin Luther King Jr. as "Martin Luther Coon King" on the air, station officials said.

Rob Blair of KTNV-TV was delivering the extended forecast Saturday when he said, "Martin Luther Coon King Jr. Day, gonna' see some temperatures in the mid-60s."

Jim Prather, vice president and general manager of the ABC affiliate, said Blair stumbled when he uttered the remark, but the excuse was not enough.

Blair apologized during two later newscasts Saturday.




It is only fitting that this story got its national exposure on The Howard Stern Show, because long time listeners will realize that the slur used by Rob Blair of KTNV-TV is a paraphrase of klansman Daniel Carver, a frequent guest on the show.

Daniel Carver's wake up white people caoine is one of the most hilarious things i've ever heard, and recently Stern has had him doing schtick with retards Gary and Wendy that is twice as hilarious, because by now racism should be something that only a retard will believe in.

The Blogging Network, now d/b/a Blog-it, and All About Jazz are blogging communities that have banned me for use of the dreaded "N" word, part of the fallacious belief that if no one says the word nigger racism will suddenly disappear, and Utopia will be realized.

A flashback courtesy of the Village Voice---
Paris's ghetto pass revoked

What's a girl got to do to get some legitimate coverage around here? Paris Hilton has been a walking headline for the gossip rags and tabloids. Her most recent attempt at stoking Bonnie Fuller's ad pages include being caught on tape slinging around the word nigger. As the story goes, Hilton was standing around talking to two black dudes about a clothing line they planned to start. After the guys left, Hilton called them both "dumb niggers." The story was advanced further last week when oil heir Brandon Davis, an ex-friend of Hilton's, told the National Enquirer that Hilton uses the term religiously.

In this era of hip-pop, there is no juicier topic than white people who say nigger. Press Clips has officially started the clock to see how long it takes the Hilton story to migrate from Rush and Malloy to the thinky pages of the Times' Arts section. We expect some sort of deep meditative "whither the N-word" with attendant quotes from Lil Jon to pop off any moment now.
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Now one would think some billion-dollar heiress is so far removed from the rat-race and ignorant intramural fighting of the working-class poor would even be cognizant of the word, and one could blame rappers and Dave Chapelle for the promulgation of the word ,b>nigger, but neither the word or the concept had ever disappeared from the klanscape that is Amerikkka.

The clarion call for politically correct thought, whether it comes from dittoheads or pseuberliberals, cannot obfuscate the Amerikkklan propensity for hate.

As i now listen to Stern replay Daniel Carver's phone conference with Gary & Wendy (the retards) and hear him say "I don't celebrate no nigger's birthday" i am reminded of a dittohead on the Pirate Stern Bulletin Board who "tongue-in-cheek" posted:

Thank You, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.!
I will enjoy my day off from work tomorrow, brother!!

The implication here is obvious---A nigger IS good for a day off!!!

And as the ballot has proven to be ineffective so far this century, instead of talking about the bullet Amerikkka is consumed with gay weddings and privatizing Social Security!!!

Posted by eminemsrevenge at 9:09 AM EST
Updated: Wednesday, 19 January 2005 10:14 AM EST
Sunday, 16 January 2005
Outsourced!!!
Topic: Dittohead Dogma


John F. Kennedy had challenged my generation and the one before it to reach for the stars, yet as i read the morning paper the reports of what is happenint on Titan is coming from Europe.

What is further disheartening is the $500 million Europe spent on this mission to further the knowledge of mankind Whilst Bush & company squanders $177 million A DAY and countless lives in Iraq!!!

Is THIS the American dream???!!!!


Posted by eminemsrevenge at 11:56 AM EST
Updated: Sunday, 16 January 2005 12:07 PM EST
Thursday, 13 January 2005
A kinder and Gentler Osama???
Topic: Fourth Reich Blues


In case you missed the PBS show, "Meeting Osama bin Laden," you might want to click this link and order it before it becomes illegal.

i didn't know what to expect when i watched the PBS programme last night, but what i saw almost made me want to pick up a Qur'an and seek out the nearest al Qaeda recruiter.

The show was not anti-American as one would suspect, instead it painted Osama bin Laden as a human person, not some homicaidal maniac intent on killing every man, woman, and chile in Amerikkka as Rush Limbaugh and company would lead you to believe.

The hour opens up with a dispassionate look at the World Trade Center Shoah before delving into the history of the man who brought this country to its knees, and Osama's beginnings are almost like an Islamic version of the George Washington story!!!

Osama's beginnings are almost messianic, and could have qualified for an American-dream-come-true story had it taken place in this cuntry. His father walked across the desert to start a new and better life in Saudi Arabia, and quickly became one of the biggest construction magnates in that land. Mohammed bin Laden could have been content with his billions, but instead he used his wealth and construction expertise to rebuild all the major mosques in the Islamic world, and if i were a young and impressionable Muslim, i would view this act with devout admiration.

The show then goes on to tell us what a devoutly religous person Osama bin Laden was from childhood, and one is left with the feeling of a young Jesus.

The intersting thing about this sympathetic documentary was the revelation of bin Laden's involvement in the Afghanistan war against Russia. Originally just a financier to the rebels, he was basically dismissed by the people who he would eventually call "my mujaheddin," but then he picked up a gun and became almost godlike!!!

You cannot debate that innocent people died on September 11, 2001...nor can you debate that innocent people are dying in Iraq almost daily, including our own soldiers!

With over a third of the world's billion Muslims under the age of 16, intelligent people should be asking themselves this question--WHO do you think these children are idolizing...a man who has actuallyFOUGHT for what he believed in, or a seeming half-wit who silver spooned his way out of a war???!!!!

As i watched the programme i could not help but notice the parallels between Osama bin Laden and George W. Bush.

BOTH are religous men, but Osama got his calling early in life, and doesn't have the debaucherous past of his Amerikkklan counterpart. GW's Deus vult call to war, essentially against Islam, sounds insincere in the ears of most of the world. The documentary pointed out that bin Laden intentionally used 15 Saudis on 9/11, and although Amerikkka would be playing into bin Laden's hands if she had attacked Saudi Arabia after the war in Afghanistan, America would not have such a tarnished image worldwide.

Instead, GW & company chose to fight for the Anschluss of Iraq, and we all know the results of that!!!

"Liberal" Amerikkklans are intent on comparing THIS war to Vietnam, but as Meeting Osama bin Laden showed last night, the excursion into Iraq is slowly becoming a parallel of the Russian war in Afghanistan!!!

And when you factor in THIS (which i saw on drudge.com).....

Posted by eminemsrevenge at 9:21 AM EST
Updated: Thursday, 13 January 2005 12:19 PM EST
Wednesday, 12 January 2005
From the hood...
Topic: ER history
Hello
see pic attach.
I was forced to go ino labor wed. night because my fluid was leaking.
When
I arrived there, I was already 1 cen. dilated. (excuse any spelling
errors,
im feeling a little woozy right now and Im going to take a nap after
this!!)
Anyway they filled me with protocin and we waited while I heaved in
horror. I lasted about 10 hours or so without epidural and finally I
gave
in. Four hours after that epidural, I suffered about 5 more hours of
terrible contractions and had to get another epidural! The first one
was
not administered properly.
We waited about 3-4 hours more I only got 6 cen dilated and they feared
infection for him so a cesarean was the option. I hadnt eaten for 24
hours
or slept i was so weak....when wheeled into the operating room I was
completely shocked at how horrible the experience was. I never, ever
had
surgery.
Then when I felt them cutting into me, apparently the epidurals werent
strong enough, they had to knock my butt out! Alexander came out
wailing
and strong according to Glenn. 8 pounds 10 oz. 21 inches.
5:58 pm on Thurs. Apparently the problem was that his head was over the
uterus but facing upward instead of head down. I am now recovering
from
my ordeal and Alexander is a saint.
Official announcement cards will be sent out and we will be planning
the
shower in a few weeks.
Thanks for all of your love and support.
Kendra































































And to think i KNEW mamma when she was proverbially knee-high to a gracehoper!!!



Posted by eminemsrevenge at 6:37 PM EST
Updated: Wednesday, 12 January 2005 6:49 PM EST
Future HALL OF FAMERS!!!---
Mood:  cool
Now Playing: Eminem SLIM SHADY album (CD to y'all *young'uns*)
Topic: Football

Posted by eminemsrevenge at 5:17 PM EST
Updated: Wednesday, 12 January 2005 5:20 PM EST
What you NEED to know.....
Now Playing: Lynn Samuels, of course!!!
Topic: Work in Progress

















Okay...been Xangafucked!!!

While i was listening to Lynn Samuels this morning, i received a call telling me NOT to post shit from my novel because it could be stolen from someone reading it off of my site!!!

LIKE Lynn Samuels i'm a fucking original...i CAN post 2,999 pages in a 3,000 page novel and motherfuckers will STILL not be able to tell that i wasn't the original author!!! SHE also introduced ME to Eminem!!!, and since we're BOTH New Yawk...we CAN NOT be easily imtimiduplicated!!!!

The glossary below is REQUIRED if you wanna understand my "Work in Progress," and half the shit i write

Glossary of words & phrases

ahavat olam eternal love
amor vincit omnia, in aeternum love conquers all things , forever
apikorism the denial of the tenets of faith such as the existence of God, revelation, and resurrection by Jews who are educated in Judaism
Aufruf an die Kulturwelt appeal to the civilized world
"Auslander Raus!" "Out with Foreigners!"
ave atque vale hail and farewell
Bildungsroman `formation-novel,' `development-novel,' `education-novel'
caoine keening, wailing
cauchemar nightmare
cheval de bataille war horse; argument constantly relied on; favourite subject
der Geist der stets vernient the spirit that ever denies--originally applied to Mephistopheles
Deus vult God wills it [rallying cry of the first Crusade]
dum vivimus vivamus while we live, let us live
eadem mutata resurgio I arise the same, changed
ecrasez l'infame crush the infamous thing
enfant cheri loved or pampered child
enfants perdus lost children
epikorsut heresy
Eshu messenger god
Eurycleia Odysseus' nurse from childhood
facilis descensus Averni the road to evil is easy
felix culpa [original sin in comparison to the coming of Jesus] fortunate fault
fiabrhas fever
gadlut greatness
Gefahrliche Politische Brandstiftung "dangerous political incendiarism"
Gemienshaft self-contained community
gemischt racially mixed
gloriam glory
gonif thief
helotic of or pertaining to serfs
heshbon hanefesh soul searching
hierosgamos sacred or spiritual marriage
hillul hashem a desecration of the name of the Almighty
homme d'affaires man of business
Ich verstehe die Welt mer! I understand the world no longer
in aeternum forever
introibo ad altare Deam I will go to the altar of the goddess
itkafia assumption that evil is a reality to be conquered, even though theoretically it is a mere illusion
joile laide woman who is attractive, although not conventionally pretty
kalipedia study of beauty
kefirah heresy
kelipot empty shells
kitrug accusatory campaign
kvetch complain, nag
lacrimae rerum tears for things; pity for misfortune
Lethe one of the rivers of Hades, associated with forgetfulness
lubras aborigine women
lusus naturae freak of nature
melamed zekhut one who finds the good in others
merde shit
metanoia rebirth of the spirit
mitzpah commandment
Mohenjo-daro City of the Dead
monumentum aere perennius a monument more lasting than bronze
nebulo quidam good-for-nothing fellow
obscurum per obscurious (explaining) the obscure by means of the more obscure
oderint dum metuant let them hate, so long as they fear
olam tikkun repair of the world
paskudniak shitbag
pleroma (Gnostic term) the spiritual realm transcending consciousness
quous Dei vult perdere prius dementat those whom God wishes to destroy he first drives mad
Reichsgericht Reich Court
sancta simplicitas holy simplicity (often used ironically)
scortatory illicit, fornicatory
sefirot rays of splendor which connect us and our world to the divine
Selbstbeschmutzer roughly, someone who shits on their own doorstep
semper paratus always ready
shiktsa female goy
sic itur ad astra thus one goes to the stars; such is the way to immortality
si vis pacem, para bellum if you wish peace, prepare for war
somnia a Deo missa dreams sent by God
Sonderkommando Jews who helped move dead bodies out of the gas chambers into the crematoria
Sturmabteilung storm troopers (the SA)
Sultefjell Starvation Hill
talmud torah lishman the study of Torah for its own sake
theodicy the effort to justify YHWH in the presence of evil in the world
tempus edax rerum time, that devours all things
teshuva repentance
terribilia meditans meditating on terrible things
Todesmuhlen Death Mills
Vernichtung annihilation
yenuka child prodigy who surprisingly proves to possess mythical revelation
yetzer hara the evil inclination within every one of us
yihud mystical formula

zaddik "righteous one," a spiritual leader

Posted by eminemsrevenge at 2:52 PM EST
Updated: Wednesday, 12 January 2005 4:37 PM EST

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