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Monday, 24 January 2005

Topic: All My Children




Just found out that Ruth Warrick died, even though it happened nine days ago!!!

You would think that the pogromiesters at ABC/Disney would have notified the faithful viewers of one of their longest running show of that fact, but maybe they're too busy with coronations and pretending to be a news channel for that!!!

Posted by eminemsrevenge at 4:00 PM EST
Updated: Monday, 24 January 2005 4:09 PM EST
The mighty SHEagles!!!
Topic: Football

If you click here and go to the Pirate Stern Bulletin Board, you'll see that i am very arrogant about how great the Patriots are, and if you interview some of my friends, you'll see how dispassionate a gambler i can be.

The most shocking bet i ever made, to my friends at least, was when i bet the Ravens to beat the Giants in the Super Bowl. Contrary to what some people believe, i am not one of those people who follow the hype, which is why i hated both the Steelers and Cowboys during their heydays, but seldom bet against them in the big dance.

Gambling is like football, the object is to win.

It would amaze you to realize that i have only been to TWO Giants games in my life, yet i had gone to almost a hundred Jets games! The reason being it was always easy to get free Jets tickets from their fans who were usually pissed off by mid-November, and the fascination of watching the Jets blow thirty-point leads in the fourth quarter was irresistible.

So now we come to the age of the Patriots dynasty, one that will be remembered for as long as there is football.




The Shitsburgh Steelers were invincible, and having beaten the Patriots on Halloween they were looking for the treat that is the Super Bowl, unaware of the trick that is the Patriots!!!

With Bettis and Staley, they had two of the biggest power backs in the game, and Big Ben Roethlisberger looked like he was poised to do something that immortals like Marino, Elway, Montana, or Eli Manning couldn't do...take their team to the Super Bowl during their rookie campaigns, the Steelers are the only viable threat to the Pats three-peating that i can see right now.

Philly fans may beg to differ, but in their hearts they're hoping beyond hope for some kind of Rocky story in Jacksonville.




The press is already playing it as the second "African American" quarterback who can win the Super Bowl, but we already know that Donovan McNabb is a nigger by association!!!

Terrell Owens end-zone antics was coonshow cute, but he will be forever hated and detested for his halftime encounter with a white woman, even if it was fictitous. Almost forty years after Guess Who's Coming to Dinner, Amerikkka is still offended when some black buck looks like he might fuck one of their women!!!

And there is still the stigma that many little Black kids face growing up--Hey you call us spearchuckers, so why cain't we be quarterbacks???

The only thing interesting about THIS Super Bowl will be the race card, since none of the sports media has the balls to start whispering THREE-PEAT!!!

Posted by eminemsrevenge at 8:43 AM EST
Updated: Wednesday, 26 January 2005 1:37 PM EST
Sunday, 23 January 2005
Let FREEDOM ring???
Topic: Dittohead Dogma



Saudi Arabia: Flogging Used to Silence Protesters
Cancel Sentences That Violate Convention Against Torture

(New York, January 17, 2005) The Saudi government should act immediately to stop the sentence of flogging imposed on 15 anti-government protestors, Human Rights Watch said today.

For all the Saudi government's promises of reform, this sentence is a terrible disappointment. The Saudi government is flogging those who attempt to exercise the basic rights to free speech and association.

Sarah Leah Whitson, Middle East director at Human Rights Watch

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The protestors, including one woman and two foreign nationals, were among 21 people who had been arrested following a public demonstration on December 16 in Jeddah. The protest called for an elected government, independent judiciary and a new Islamic constitution. A religious court sentenced them to a range of 100 to 250 lashes and two to six months imprisonment for taking part in demonstrations against the government.

In an unusual move, the government on January 11 publicly announced the sentence. Previously protestors and political dissidents have been sentenced to jail terms and fines, but not flogging. When religious courts have handed down flogging sentences, it has usually been for morals offenses such as adultery, and the government has not taken the step of publicly announcing the sentence.

"For all the Saudi government's promises of reform, this sentence is a terrible disappointment," said Sarah Leah Whitson, Middle East director at Human Rights Watch. "The Saudi government is flogging those who attempt to exercise the basic rights to free speech and association."

Posted by eminemsrevenge at 6:18 PM EST
Updated: Sunday, 23 January 2005 6:25 PM EST
Holy shit!!!
Johnny Carson, King of Late Night, Dies




Jan 23, 2:14 PM (ET)

By JEFF WILSON

LOS ANGELES (AP) - Johnny Carson, the "Tonight Show" TV host who served America a smooth nightcap of celebrity banter, droll comedy and heartland charm for 30 years, has died. He was 79. "Mr. Carson passed away peacefully early Sunday morning," his nephew, Jeff Sotzing, told The Associated Press. "He was surrounded by his family, whose loss will be immeasurable. There will be no memorial service."

Sotzing would not give further details, including the time of death or the location.

The boyish-looking Nebraska native with the disarming grin, who survived every attempt to topple him from his late-night talk show throne, was a star who managed never to distance himself from his audience.

His wealth, the adoration of his guests - particularly the many young comics whose careers he launched - the wry tales of multiple divorces: Carson's air of modesty made it all serve to enhance his bedtime intimacy with viewers.


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"Heeeeere's Johnny!" was the booming announcement from sidekick Ed McMahon that ushered Carson out to the stage. Then the formula: the topical monologue, the guests, the broadly played skits such as "Carnac the Magnificent."

But America never tired of him; Carson went out on top when he retired in May 1992. In his final show, he told his audience: "And so it has come to this. I am one of the lucky people in the world. I found something that I always wanted to do and I have enjoyed every single minute of it."

His personal life could not match the perfection of his career. Carson was married four times, divorced three. In 1991, one of his three sons, 39-year-old Ricky, was killed in a car accident.

Nearly all of Carson's professional life was spent in television, from his postwar start at Nebraska stations in the late 1940s to his three decades with NBC's "The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson."

Carson choose to let "Tonight" stand as his career zenith and his finale, withdrawing into a quiet retirement that suited his private nature and refusing involvement in other show business projects.


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In 1993, he explained his absence from the limelight.

"I have an ego like anybody else," Carson told The Washington Post, "but I don't need to be stoked by going before the public all the time."

He was open to finding the right follow-up to "Tonight," he told friends. But his longtime producer, Fred de Cordova, said Carson didn't feel pressured - he could look back on his TV success and say "I did it."

"And that makes sense. He is one of a kind, was one of a kind," de Cordova said in 1995. "I don't think there's any reason for him to try something different."

Carson spent his retirement years sailing, traveling and socializing with a few close friends including media mogul Barry Diller and NBC executive Bob Wright. He simply refused to be wooed back on stage.


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"The reason I really don't go back or do interviews is because I just let the work speak for itself," he told Esquire magazine in 2002 in a rare interview.

The former talk show host did find an outlet for his creativity: He wrote short humor pieces for The New Yorker magazine, including "Recently Discovered Childhood Letters to Santa," which purported to give the youthful wish lists of William Buckley, Don Rickles and others.

Carson made his debut as "Tonight" host in October 1962. Audiences quickly grew fond of his boyish grin and easy wit. He even made headlines with such clever ploys as the 1969 on-show marriage of eccentric singer Tiny Tim to Miss Vicki, which won the show its biggest-ever ratings.

The wedding and other noteworthy moments from the show were collected into a yearly "Tonight" anniversary special.

In 1972, "Tonight" moved from New York to Burbank. Growing respect for Carson's consistency and staying power, along with four consecutive Emmy Awards, came his way in the late 1970s.


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His quickness and his ability to handle an audience were impressive. When his jokes missed their target, the smooth Carson won over a groaning studio audience with a clever look or sly, self-deprecating remark.

Politics provided monologue fodder for him as he skewered lawmakers of every stripe, mirroring the mood of voters. His Watergate jabs at President Nixon were seen as cementing Nixon's fall from office in 1974.

He made presidential history again in July 1988 when he had then-Arkansas Gov. Bill Clinton on his show a few days after Clinton came under widespread ridicule for a boring speech at the Democratic National Convention. Clinton traded quips with Carson and played "Summertime" on the saxophone. Four years later, Clinton won the presidency.

Carson dispatched would-be late-night competitors with aplomb. Competing networks tried a variety of formats and hosts but never managed to best "Tonight" and Carson.

There was the occasional battle with NBC: In 1967, for instance, Carson walked out for several weeks until the network managed to lure him back with a contract that reportedly gave him $1 million-plus yearly.


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In 1980, after more walkout threats, the show was scaled back from 90 minutes to an hour. Carson also eased his schedule by cutting back on his work days; a number of substitute hosts filled in, including Joan Rivers, David Brenner, Jerry Lewis and Jay Leno, Carson's eventual successor.

Rivers was one of the countless comedians whose careers took off after they were on Carson's show. After she rocked the audience with her jokes in that 1965 appearance, he remarked, "God, you're funny. You're going to be a star."

"If Johnny hadn't made the choice to put me on his show, I might still be in Greenwich Village as the oldest living undiscovered female comic," she recalled in an Associated Press interview 20 years later. She tried her own talk show in 1986, quickly becoming one of the many challengers who could not budge Carson.

In the '80s, Carson was reportedly the highest-paid performer in television history with a $5 million "Tonight" show salary alone.

His Carson Productions created and sold pilots to NBC, including "TV's Bloopers and Practical Jokes." Carson himself made occasional cameo appearances on other TV series.

He also performed in Las Vegas and Atlantic City, N.J., and was host of the Academy Awards five times in the '70s and '80s.

Carson's graceful exit from "Tonight" did not avoid a messy, bitter tug-of-war between Leno and fellow comedian David Letterman. Leno took over as "Tonight" host on May 25, 1992, becoming the fourth man to hold the job after founding host Steve Allen, Paar and Carson.

Carson was born in Corning, Iowa, and raised in nearby Norfolk, Neb. He started his show business career at age 14 as the magician "The Great Carsoni."

After World War II service in the Navy, he took a series of jobs in local radio and TV in Nebraska before starting at KNXT-TV in Los Angeles in 1950.

There he started a sketch comedy show, "Carson's Cellar," which ran from 1951-53 and attracted attention from Hollywood. A staff writing job for "The Red Skelton Show" followed.

The program provided Carson with a lucky break: When Skelton was injured backstage, Carson took the comedian's place in front of the cameras.

Producers tried to find the right program for the up-and-coming comic, trying him out as host of the quiz show "Earn Your Vacation" (1954) and in the variety show "The Johnny Carson Show" (1955-56).

From 1957-62 he was host of the daytime game show "Who Do You Trust?" and, in 1958, was joined for the first time by McMahon, his durable "Tonight" buddy.

A few acting roles came Carson's way, including one on "Playhouse 90" in 1957, and he did a pilot in 1960 for a prime-time series, "Johnny Come Lately," that never made it onto a network schedule.

In 1958, Carson sat in for "Tonight Show" host Jack Paar. When Paar left the show four years later, Carson was NBC's choice as his replacement.

After his retirement, Carson took on the role of Malibu-based retiree with apparent ease. An avid tennis fan, he was still playing a vigorous game in his 70s.

He and his wife, Alexis, traveled frequently. The pair met on the Malibu beach in the early 1980s; he was 61 when they married in June 1987, she was in her 30s.

Carson's first wife was his childhood sweetheart, Jody, the mother of his three sons. They married in 1949 and split in 1963.

He married Joanne Copeland Carson in 1963; divorce came in 1972. His third marriage, to Joanna Holland Carson, took place in 1972. They separated in 1982 and reached a divorce settlement in 1985.

On the occasion of Carson's 70th birthday in 1995, former "Tonight" bandleader Doc Severinsen, who toured with musicians from the show, said he was constantly reminded of Carson's enduring popularity.

"Every place we go people ask 'How is he? Where is he? What is he doing? Tell him how much we miss him.' It doesn't surprise me," Severinsen said.

The brisk sale of the video collection "Johnny Carson: His Favorite Moments From The Tonight Show," released in 1994, offered further proof of his appeal.

He won a Presidential Medal of Freedom, the nation's highest civilian honor, in 1992, with the first President Bush saying, "With decency and style he's made America laugh and think." In 1993, he was celebrated by the prestigious Kennedy Center Honors for career achievement.

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AP Television Writer Lynn Elber contributed to this report.




Posted by eminemsrevenge at 2:42 PM EST
Updated: Sunday, 23 January 2005 2:46 PM EST
Saturday, 22 January 2005
Encore!!!
Topic: Three-card Monty



























Isn't it funnny how history seems to repeat itself???















Posted by eminemsrevenge at 10:26 AM EST
Updated: Saturday, 22 January 2005 10:58 AM EST
Friday, 21 January 2005

Topic: Work in Progress




Yesterday i watched Crossroads, the Ralph Maccio movie in which Steve Vai plays all the guitar parts, and i couldn't help the urge to pick up one of my guitars which have basically strangers to me.

i started playing some real wanky Mississippi blues, the Vai-ish modalities coming from the three years of intensive classical studies inspired by Randy Rhoads' Dee. And the rust was evident, since i haven't really played in the now almost three years since my cousin got on the losing end of his battle with cancer.

No one knows the struggle to hit the right note, to "discover" an interesting riff unless they have been an aspiring musician with every thing it takes to be great but talent. No one knows WHY EminemsRevenge the "writer" must also be an at least mediocre guitar player.....

The PLAN is slowly coming together, but in a world where i-Pods are Blackberries i am constantly reminded that a prophet is not without honour except in his own country, among his own relatives, and in his own home.

So i bought some 9 volt batteries on sale at Rite Aid to put into my Epiphone, torpedoes be damned!!!

Posted by eminemsrevenge at 11:55 AM EST
Updated: Friday, 21 January 2005 12:06 PM EST
Thursday, 20 January 2005
The Bush Coronation
Topic: All My Children


Long after Fox News stopped talking incessantly about the "war" in Iraq, ABC News was doing a bad impersonation of CNN as they covered Pentagon press briefings and other insignificant proceedings coming out of the Bush White House.

For fans on All My Children, many of our viewing days were interrupted as this feckless reporting by the hairsprayed anchormen at the Disney network tried in vain to get some of the credibility they had an eon ago when Nightline debuted.

i can understand why they broadcasted today's coronation, but i do hope that Reichkanzler Bush will consider the timing of these events in the future, as he broadens his crusade against Islam.

People who watch soap operas generally don't give a fuck about anything that can't fit into a sound-bite on the evening news. i am one of the few exceptions, but i still have been sorely perturbed by these meaningless attempts of ABC News where they pretend that Peter Jennings might be a second coming of Edward R. Murrow.

What i just saw in place of my soap opera, the post-inaugural parade here on the West Coast...made absolutely no sense whatsoever.

The protestors, who will later be vilified on Fox News, were mentioned in passing by Jennings. He insincerely spoke of their constitutional right to protest, but it was a hollow nod to the half of the electorate that voted against Herr Bush.

The kind of reporting one saw during the 1968 Democratic convention and the Viet Nam (as it was then spelt) war is part of the distance past, yet ABC/Disney is still trying to act like they are real newsmen!!!

ABC/Disney lost all credibility as a hard-news orginization when they summarily got rid of Lynn Samuels at their New York City radio station, and it is time that someone inform the mice at ABC/Disney that their network "news" coverage is farcial at best.

Quit trying to act like CNN and let people watch their AMC!!!

Posted by eminemsrevenge at 3:50 PM EST
Updated: Thursday, 20 January 2005 4:30 PM EST
Wednesday, 19 January 2005
Need i say more???
Topic: Football

Posted by eminemsrevenge at 6:12 PM EST
Martin Lucifer Coon
Topic: Housenigger Digest
Weatherman fired for slur against King

Items compiled from Tribune news services
Published January 19, 2005


LAS VEGAS, NEVADA -- A television weatherman was fired after referring to slain civil rights activist Martin Luther King Jr. as "Martin Luther Coon King" on the air, station officials said.

Rob Blair of KTNV-TV was delivering the extended forecast Saturday when he said, "Martin Luther Coon King Jr. Day, gonna' see some temperatures in the mid-60s."

Jim Prather, vice president and general manager of the ABC affiliate, said Blair stumbled when he uttered the remark, but the excuse was not enough.

Blair apologized during two later newscasts Saturday.




It is only fitting that this story got its national exposure on The Howard Stern Show, because long time listeners will realize that the slur used by Rob Blair of KTNV-TV is a paraphrase of klansman Daniel Carver, a frequent guest on the show.

Daniel Carver's wake up white people caoine is one of the most hilarious things i've ever heard, and recently Stern has had him doing schtick with retards Gary and Wendy that is twice as hilarious, because by now racism should be something that only a retard will believe in.

The Blogging Network, now d/b/a Blog-it, and All About Jazz are blogging communities that have banned me for use of the dreaded "N" word, part of the fallacious belief that if no one says the word nigger racism will suddenly disappear, and Utopia will be realized.

A flashback courtesy of the Village Voice---
Paris's ghetto pass revoked

What's a girl got to do to get some legitimate coverage around here? Paris Hilton has been a walking headline for the gossip rags and tabloids. Her most recent attempt at stoking Bonnie Fuller's ad pages include being caught on tape slinging around the word nigger. As the story goes, Hilton was standing around talking to two black dudes about a clothing line they planned to start. After the guys left, Hilton called them both "dumb niggers." The story was advanced further last week when oil heir Brandon Davis, an ex-friend of Hilton's, told the National Enquirer that Hilton uses the term religiously.

In this era of hip-pop, there is no juicier topic than white people who say nigger. Press Clips has officially started the clock to see how long it takes the Hilton story to migrate from Rush and Malloy to the thinky pages of the Times' Arts section. We expect some sort of deep meditative "whither the N-word" with attendant quotes from Lil Jon to pop off any moment now.
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Now one would think some billion-dollar heiress is so far removed from the rat-race and ignorant intramural fighting of the working-class poor would even be cognizant of the word, and one could blame rappers and Dave Chapelle for the promulgation of the word ,b>nigger, but neither the word or the concept had ever disappeared from the klanscape that is Amerikkka.

The clarion call for politically correct thought, whether it comes from dittoheads or pseuberliberals, cannot obfuscate the Amerikkklan propensity for hate.

As i now listen to Stern replay Daniel Carver's phone conference with Gary & Wendy (the retards) and hear him say "I don't celebrate no nigger's birthday" i am reminded of a dittohead on the Pirate Stern Bulletin Board who "tongue-in-cheek" posted:

Thank You, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.!
I will enjoy my day off from work tomorrow, brother!!

The implication here is obvious---A nigger IS good for a day off!!!

And as the ballot has proven to be ineffective so far this century, instead of talking about the bullet Amerikkka is consumed with gay weddings and privatizing Social Security!!!

Posted by eminemsrevenge at 9:09 AM EST
Updated: Wednesday, 19 January 2005 10:14 AM EST
Sunday, 16 January 2005
Outsourced!!!
Topic: Dittohead Dogma


John F. Kennedy had challenged my generation and the one before it to reach for the stars, yet as i read the morning paper the reports of what is happenint on Titan is coming from Europe.

What is further disheartening is the $500 million Europe spent on this mission to further the knowledge of mankind Whilst Bush & company squanders $177 million A DAY and countless lives in Iraq!!!

Is THIS the American dream???!!!!


Posted by eminemsrevenge at 11:56 AM EST
Updated: Sunday, 16 January 2005 12:07 PM EST

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